Remember our spiky plant? The one that has gone a funny shape? (I have been told it is a yukka.) 
The Man has a theory about this plant. He says that the plant did not like having its spikes cut off. 
It laced its fingers and pondered the problem. Then it thought, "Hey! If I keep my fingers laced, maybe they won't get chopped off..."
"Look! No spikes!" it said. "Don't chop me! I'll be good!"
So far, it is working. We have not chopped off its spikes. Not the middle ones, anyway.
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I have noticed that I get a lot of hits from people searching "present simple" and "ESL," and assume that this is language teachers looking for ideas or lesson plans. The following links are good places to start.
ESL Lounge Here you will find lesson plans organised by level. A fantastically useful site for busy teachers, and easy to navigate.
British Council Here lesson plans are organized by topic. There are more teaching activities in the 'downloads' section.
The Internet TESL Journal
They have not updated this page for a while, but there is still a lot you might find useful.
Humanising Language Teaching
This is an online journal, good for ideas, inspiration, and especially good towards the end of semester when you're feeling not quite human.
Dave's ESL Cafe
Almost too much to wade through, but a very useful resource. Lots of links to other sources.
Karin's ESL PartyLand
This is a page specifically dealing with teaching simple present and present progressive. I have not tried any of these, but there are a lot of ideas here, and they look good. At the very least you will be inspired.
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4 comments:
I'm still thinking that spiders may have done that with webs.
I have a yukka at home - someone gave it to me because apparently they're impossible to kill, even if you completely neglect them.
I'm tempted to chop the spikes off the outside leaves and see if it does this - although since it's the only plant that I've managed to keep alive in our garden it might be too risky...
I like the theory and the pictures too. You have an intelligent yukka.
Where I'm from, it's spelled "yucca". I actually lived near a town called Yucca Valley as a child.
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